Thursday, December 6, 2007

Some women you are never to date with

There are some women you should never touch with a bargepole. It’s not because they are bad, good or something else. That springs from the fact that they play their own role in your life and it is desirable that you should not forget about it, if you want to save your reputation, your friends and your money.

Your best friend’s sister
Many people are convinced, that friendship between a man and a woman cannot exist. If you are a lucky chap and have a female friend, don’t be stupid and never date with her sister. Otherwise you are likely to lose both: your sweetheart and your best friend. A friend is a friend, bit as soon as it touches upon her family she will be ready to forget about your friendship when only you offend her sister.

Your secretary
Relations at work almost always result in an abject failure. Everybody pretends to know nothing, gossiping behind your back. You cannot concentrate on your work because of her, the failure comes after failure and in the end you have neither lover nor career. Mind it before jumping into your secretary’s bed (or before having sex in the janitor’s closet).

Your ex-girlfriend
Whenever you feel lonely and seem to want your ex-girlfriend, think twice and only then jump into the relationships. Remember what caused your break, the same is sure to happen again sooner or later. Do not let memories win. There were sure lots of pleasant moments and she is sure to be great, sexy and very attractive, but she IS in the list!

Your friend’s ex
Even if they are no longer together, even if they are good friends, even if he says, “I don’t care”, it is still taboo. If you start dating with your friend’s ex, you may say good-bye to your friendship. Soon everybody will know what kind of friend you are and you’ll lose your reputation. As well as in case with your best female friend’s sister, keep your eyes peeled!

The stripper
If for you dating and relationships mean more than mere sex, strippers are also in your black list! Jealousy, constant quarrels and ding-dongs will spoil and poison these relations very quickly. Nothing good will come out of it!

These are those women you should never date unless you like troubles. Mind it when you make a pass at somebody from the list!

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